March 7, 2012

the plot

My son. My sweet little boy with the blonde curls...so innocent...so...

Tonight as I was putting away the last pieces of the kids kitchen Noah finds two play cookies in a tin.

Noah: Mommy, I keeped them in there.
Me: Oh, that's good. Let's put them on the cookie tray for the night.
Noah: Heh heh....I keep dis can to put a snake in it.
Me: A snake huh, that's interesting.
Noah: Yeah, then I will put it in your shower.
Me: What? Why would you do that?
Noah: (just threw back his head and laughed)
Me: (I don't get it)

Where do boys get this stuff? How is it that parents aren't given a manual when their children are born, yet boys seem to come pre-installed with a manual of their own. How to gross your mom out.

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