the bug.

Let me begin by stating I live in SEATTLE. Bugs like this just should not be sitting on our porch. Please, no comments from those of you living in the east or south, this is the northwest for crying out loud.

Trying to be a good sport, and not create a phobia for my child, I pretended to find this disgusting creature fascinating. All fine, good, whatever. Went to bed, and the next day while taking out the trash found the "thing" on my door mat. Enough is enough. I grabbed the little kids golf club and tried to kindly remind this beast that this was not his home. What happened next was horrific. I kid you not, the bug (if you can really call it that) hissed at me. Did you get chills? I did. This "thing" just crossed over from insect to mammal. No more misses nice guy, you are soooooo out of here...just as soon as Brian gets home.